I'll be the big fat guy (or one of them based on the avg guzzi rider) with either a black eldo, or blue '04 EV, whichever happens to be running when I leave thursday morning....
A big fat guy on either an Eldo or an EV at a Guzzi National? Oh, THAT'LL narrow it down some. Like from 600 possibilities to 572.
She'll be the attractive female on the Black Road King....
Us other 571 leering big fat guys will be the judge of that....