Subject: RE: A cookie to bake
Author: Brian Murphy
Date: Dec 20, 2003, 8:03 AM
Post ID: 1715555272
Matt and all prospective cooks,
I believe the Xmas spirit is contained in Matt's recipe, but I'm sure
that anyone following this recipe will be calling up Ralph on the big
white telephone, so I would recommend making one substitution.
In place of Jose Cuervo (he's no friend of mine), which smells and
tastes like diesel oil, substitute Herradura Reposado (look for the
horseshoe on the label). With this, you get the true taste of the blue
Agave, and you can dispense with salt and lime. By the way, 'Reposado'
means 'rested' for one year. Also, don't try Cuervo Anejo Reposado,
which tastes more like vegetable diesel oil (not much better than the
regular stuff).
Brian
Matt Moore wrote:
| A cookie to bake Merry Christmas to you. From me.For all of you that like to bake, you may wish to try this receipe. (DON'T MAKE A DOUBLE BATCH) Here is how to make a favorite Christmas Cookie: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS Loop content - Definitely do not ride your Loop at any time after making a batch of these cookies. |
Brian Murphy
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