Subject: A cookie to bake
Author: Matt Moore
Date: Dec 19, 2003, 4:16 AM
Post ID: 1715545571
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A cookie to bake
Merry Christmas to you. From me.For all of you that like to bake, you may wish to try this receipe.
(DON'T MAKE A DOUBLE BATCH)
Here is how to make a favorite Christmas Cookie:
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Loop content - Definitely do not ride your Loop at any time after making a batch of these cookies.
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<DIV>A cookie to bake </DIV>
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<DIV>Merry Christmas to you. From me.For all of you that like to bake, you may
wish to try this receipe.</DIV>
<DIV>(DON'T MAKE A DOUBLE BATCH) </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Here is how to make a favorite Christmas Cookie: </DIV>
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<DIV>Christmas Cookie Ingredients: </DIV>
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<DIV>1 cup of water </DIV>
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<DIV>1 tsp baking soda </DIV>
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<DIV>1 cup of sugar </DIV>
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<DIV>1 tsp salt </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>1 cup of brown sugar </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>lemon juice </DIV>
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<DIV>4 large eggs </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>1 cup nuts </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>2 cups of dried fruit </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>Sample the Cuervo to check quality. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Take a large bowl, </DIV>
<DIV>check the Cuervo again,</DIV>
<DIV>to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Turn on the electric mixer...</DIV>
<DIV>Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
cup ... just in case. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Turn off the mixerer thingy. </DIV>
<DIV>Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
</DIV>
<DIV>Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner.</DIV>
<DIV>If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.</DIV>
<DIV>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. </DIV>
<DIV>Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. </DIV>
<DIV>Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. </DIV>
<DIV>Add one table. </DIV>
<DIV>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.</DIV>
<DIV>Whatever you can find. </DIV>
<DIV>Greash the oven. </DIV>
<DIV>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. </DIV>
<DIV>Don't forget to beat off the turner. </DIV>
<DIV>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, </DIV>
<DIV>finish the Cose Juervo </DIV>
<DIV>and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV> CHERRY
MISTMAS </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Loop content - Definitely do not ride your Loop at
any time after making a batch of these cookies.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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