Subject: A cookie to bake
Author: Prusnek
Date: Dec 20, 2003, 6:45 AM
Post ID: 1715554889
God! I hope we don't sink to trading recipes. But if we did, here's my
favorite from the Old Country:
Grandma's Christmas Buttcrack Cheese
To make buttcrack cheese, mix a cup of milk and 2 tablespoons of yogurt,
warm slightly and set aside overnight in a warm place until it curdles.
Take the curds and strain through a cheesecloth, add flavoring (NOT
chocolate), put on your cheese thong, then pack it evenly in your
buttcrack with a spatula. Ask for help if you can't reach.
Walk around for a week to churn it into a nice, creamy consistency
between your buttcheeks. To speed up the process, you can run for
several miles.
When the proper consistency has been reached, use the cheese thong to
carve the cheese out of your buttcrack. Spread on toast or bagels,
serves about 4.
John Prusnek
| A cookie to bake Merry Christmas to you. From me.For all of you that like to bake, you may wish to try this receipe. (DON'T MAKE A DOUBLE BATCH) Here is how to make a favorite Christmas Cookie: Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS |