Subject: Re: Wave
Author: Robert Hawkes
Date: May 11, 2001, 5:21 PM
Post ID: 1706689858
Raif, check this out! Bob Hawkes
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From: rick woods <dink-@juno.com>
To: <termit-@aol.com>; <leca-@gte.net>; <twog-@msn.com>
Cc: <ind-@starklite.com>; <bevel-@micapeak.com>;
<Loopfram-@topica.com>
Sent: Friday, May 11, 2001 6:15 PM
Subject: Wave
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